Beyoncé, where's your planner?

Rihanna mentioned in Orange Is The New Black

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

When's the last time you had sex?
Anonymous

sad-disposition:

when dinosaurs roamed the earth

nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

hail-merome:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

Hey guys its blin-chuvak doing the ice bucket challenge

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

Also at the gym today I saw some chick use the machine towel to wipe her face….. -_-